I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex Hoodie Size:L a stocking

a stocking

surrounded by scattered white dots suggesting a starfield

glove on one hand and baseball mid-release from the other

Distressed white block text arching across the top reads "WOULD YOU BE PREPARED IF GRAVITY

Labeling your mouth with directions assumes someone out there needed a map to find where pie goes

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex Hoodie Size:L a stockingLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small