Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather " Red block text at

" Red block text at the bottom reads "MOTEL DRIVE AT OLIVE" and "FRESNO

" split by an atomic orbital symbol with a small flower replacing the nucleus

a Dracula figure in a cape

Arched white serif text reads "LINCOLN" at the top

" Block text reads "BASEBALL

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather " Red block text atRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon