Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Jagged yellow brushstroke text reads

Jagged yellow brushstroke text reads "CRAZY" over "FOR" over "SWAYZE

Corporate assessment is just HR speak for a polite firing squad

Bold white block text in the iconic sequel-title font reads "LA BAMBA 2" above a thinner "JUDGMENT DAY" line

Two small orange dots flank the chair as decorative accents

Large red-outlined graffiti lettering reads "BREAKIN'" with white script reading "Academy" below

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Jagged yellow brushstroke text readsGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A