Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Naming a bed and breakfast

Naming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24/7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented

flanked by "BORN 5 DEC

and hoop earring

Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

Arched white retro rounded text reads "THEY HATE US 'CAUSE" across the top

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Naming a bed and breakfastDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching