President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL and white clouds

and white clouds

" "ONLY ORIGINALS

Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

its curling tentacles covered in detailed suction cups radiating outward

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL and white cloudsTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text