Get Toned Not Stoned - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrotv Curved white block text along

Curved white block text along the bottom reads "MOSQUITOES

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

Prospects must perform the tequila dance while maintaining full bow tie integrity

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Get Toned Not Stoned - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrotv Curved white block text alongPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold