Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy CALIFORNIA" in small capitals below

CALIFORNIA" in small capitals below

Both versions end with someone lying motionless on the table

" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus sitting side by side in a golden sleigh

White cursive script reads "Beaches" over a pink triangle outline containing a curling light blue and white wave

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy CALIFORNIA" in small capitals belowAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid