Cult Member - Unisex Tank Top Size:L White serif text reads "PRESIDENT"

White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text reading "TEDDY BOOZEVELT

facing lanes extending toward pins in perspective

Santa's whole "making a list

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

Distressed white angular Greek-style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top

Cult Member - Unisex Tank Top Size:L White serif text reads "PRESIDENT"Slapping "Cult Member" in cheerful vintage cursive on a baseball tee is the clothing equivalent of a kidnapper driving an ice cream truck. Everyone's in a cult now anyway, so at least this one has merch. The Details: Distressed white retro cursive script reads "Cult Member" in rounded, bubbly 1970s style letterforms. A decorative swoosh underline extends beneath the text, styled like a vintage baseball team logo with weathered texture throughout. Fit