Bite Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wausau Printed on a textured and

Printed on a textured and fade-resistant museum quality canvas

Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree

Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center

Six hours of staring at pegboard and holding a beer is "working on something" as long as nobody checks

Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available

Bite Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wausau Printed on a textured andFishing lures are the only socially acceptable way to tell the entire lake to go to hell. Plausible deniability never came with better hardware. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BITE ME" in a weathered, vintage screen print style. Below, a detailed illustration of a crankbait lure depicts a silver gray body with a red head, a painted eye, and two white treble hooks hanging from the underside. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long