Down to Float - Unisex Tank Top Size:L This whimsical

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Down to Float - Unisex Tank Top Size:L This whimsical"DTF" on a shirt next to a cartoon flamingo is plausible deniability you can machine wash. That inflatable bird is doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. The Details: Large white bubble letter text reads "DTF" at the top. Smaller black text in quotation marks reads "DOWN TO FLOAT" below. A cartoon style pink flamingo pool float with a black beak and dot eye sits on a light blue water puddle beneath. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank