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Mustafar Lavaworks and Mining Co - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw Guyabeetus is less a parodyMustafar Lavaworks put a lightsaber duel on the company logo, which is peak tone deaf corporate branding even by Outer Rim standards. OSHA complaints hit different when your HR department answers to the Sith. Inspired by Star Wars. The Details: Stylized golden yellow text reads "MUSTAFAR" arching above silhouettes of Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker dueling with crossed blue lightsabers amid orange, red, and yellow lava flames. Below, matching