Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top medford White geometric post illustration rises

White geometric post illustration rises at center with orange and yellow flame accents

Distressed white block text at the top reads "I LOVE

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Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top medford White geometric post illustration risesRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY