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Your Pasta Sucks Holiday Gifts The perfect Christmas ornament forYour Pasta Sucks is a hilariously honest cookbook by comedian Matteo Lane, offering 30 delicious pasta recipes with snarky wit and Italian flair. Discover authentic flavours from Rome, Sicily, and beyond while laughing through stories of food, family, and kitchen chaos. With practical tips like how to not f*ck up your pasta, this book is perfect for pasta lovers, fans of Matteo Lane, and anyone craving a humorous take on Italian cooking. Cook like an